I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
IF YOU ONLY STARTED FUCKING LIKING FALL OUT BOY AFTER SAVE ROCK AND ROLL CAME OUT THEN thats really cool dude I’m really glad you love this band I love, you wanna borrow any of my albums or anything let me know.
No one does friendship quite like the bad guys.
Aaron Paul: confused by fashion
the greatest post in internet history
"the fuck is this?? the fuck is that??"
yes hi hello I have come to share some information. I cannot stress enough the importance of watching gravity falls if you haven’t done so already. please watch gravity falls asap. right now. please. thank you this had been a psa.
Juno (2007) dir. Jason Reitman
"Bleeker decided he didn’t want to see the baby, neither did I really. He didn’t feel like ours, I think he was always her’s."